Monday, December 5, 2011

See Also: Carrie Bradshaw, Liz Lemon


12/5/11 - Excerpt from an email:


So my mom called today while I was in Goodwill, and left a message beginning with, "I hope everything is okay!!" in a panicky voice.  I had to call her back and explain that I was not in danger or hurt just because I didn't answer my phone at 7 pm on a Monday.  I get so frustrated when she acts like that.  I had just emailed her earlier- it wasn't like we hadn't talked for weeks and I could possibly be dead in my own kitchen with my cats eating my eyeballs because that's what happens to 30-something women who live alone.  (Not possible because I don't HAVE cats!  Maybe I should get some...)  Anyway, it just feels so... debilitating, like she thinks I'm incapable of living my own life, and has no idea how I survive on a daily basis without accidentally killing myself in a manner deserving of a Darwin award.  (No doubt I was dead in my own apartment due to starvation- I probably forgot to eat.)

On that note, I managed to spend $40 at Goodwill.  I don't think I've ever spent that much there, even on Halloween.  I've just been tired of every piece of clothing I own, and also realized that I had gotten rid of most of my winter clothes during my last "I hate my wardrobe phase" sometimes last spring.  No sweaters at all now- zero.  Goodwill to the rescue!   I even found a black dress I liked that I could wear should I get invited to anything semi-formal over the holidays.  (Strangely enough, it's made by The North Face, the company famous for their quality outdoor apparel.  How very un-girly of me to buy a dress from a business known more for their mittens and puffy winter coats.  It even has a hidden zippered pocket- for my hunting knife, I presume.)  It occurred to me while watching "Bridesmaids" yesterday with Brooke that I didn't own a single dress and haven't for several years.  "Dressing up" typically means digging out my one black skirt and attempting to find something to go with it that isn't a t-shirt or a tank top.


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